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Condition Report
A straight-faced assessment of your tube.
$14
Shipping included · US only
Not on sale yet. This one goes live when we have a confirmed supplier, a quoted landed cost, and a sample we have actually used.
Get told when it landsCompression, ovality, seam integrity, residual adhesive and general dignity. Each tube is assessed against a standard we wrote ourselves and typeset heavily enough to imply otherwise.
We make no claim that this report has any value. It is four pages about a cardboard tube.
A written inspection report on one registered tube, issued as a PDF. Not a scientific document.
| Format | PDF, four pages |
|---|---|
| Turnaround | Ten business days |
| Laboratory | There is no laboratory |
| Findings | Reported without comment |