Desk
Bidding
Bid
1 mill / roll
Forms
26 · 27-B · 28
Page
FORM 00-001 · REV. 12

The Buyback Program

Buyback Bureau

We buy used toilet paper.

The National Used Toilet Paper Buyback Program. The Office buys back the used toilet paper it issued: every roll bought on this website, at the posted bid, paid in store credit.

The Buyback Desk · Bidding

Current bid: 1 mill per used roll.

How a sale works

  1. Buy toilet paper here. A paid order registers its rolls to your Holdings and gives you an Operative number. Your Holdings link arrives by email.
  2. Use it. When a roll reaches the end of its service, report it on Form 26. It becomes a used roll, ready to sell.
  3. Sell it to the Desk. Sign Form 28, the Deed of Transfer, for as many used rolls as you choose, at the bid posted that moment. Title passes to the Office and a Buyback Case opens in your name.
  4. Get settled. The Case is reviewed, and settles for the amount fixed when you signed, in store credit applied at your next checkout.

Program rules

  1. Only toilet paper bought on this website registers rolls. Rolls may be sold to the Desk for 365 days after the order is paid; you get a reminder 14 days before they lapse.
  2. The Office sets the bid and may change it at any time. A signed Deed always settles at the bid shown when it was signed.
  3. The Desk buys at most 200 rolls per Operative (one email address) in any 30 days.
  4. A Case is placed under review after 2 days and receives a finding after 6. A finding never changes the amount. You may respond once on Form 27-B while it stands, and a Case with a response settles within 2 days of it. Every Case settles no later than 30 days after its Deed.
  5. Settlement is promotional credit: no cash value, not transferable, no fees. It is applied automatically at checkout on any future purchase, once your balance reaches $0.05, on the device where you have opened your Holdings. It expires 12 months after your most recent settlement.
  6. Title passes on signing. You dispose of the rolls in the ordinary way, on the Office’s behalf; the Office does not take possession of them.
  7. A fully refunded order is withdrawn from the Program: its unsold rolls, any unsettled Case they went into, and the credit they earned. Credit the order spent is returned.
  8. The Office may pause the Desk at once for fraud, abuse or a legal requirement. It may close the Desk or end the Program for any other reason with 30 days’ notice. Signed Deeds always settle and settled credit is honored until it expires.
  9. A Case number is read at a public Hearing only if its holder allows it on the Case page. Nothing else about a Case is published.
The Used TP Index · posted bids
From Sep 19, 20261 mill per roll
Program figures · counted, not estimated
Operatives enrolled0
Rolls registered0
Used rolls bought by the Office0
Cases settled0
Credit settled$0.00

The program continues to operate normally.

Find your Holdings

The Buyback Program is run by a private company and is not affiliated with any government. Program terms · The catalog