- Form
- 00-002
- Divisions
- 5
- Status
- Current
- Page
- FORM 00-001 · REV. 12
Divisions
IndexThe institution is organised into five divisions. Each issues its own goods, keeps its own records and numbers its own forms.
Reclaimed Goods
Things we claim are made from what America mailed us. One of these claims is even true, and it is the cardboard one.
| The Tube Tee | 100% cotton, mid-weight |
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| The Second Draft Mug | 11 oz |
| Certificate of Deposit | 8 x 10 in |
| Certificate of Deposit (Instant) | PDF, US Letter |
Actual Paper
The unfunny part of the company. Toilet paper you would buy again on purpose, which is a harder thing to make than a joke.
| Nothing issued | Held pending specification |
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The Registry
Every tube America mails us gets a serial number, a date of receipt and a permanent public record. Some of them are for sale. All of them are real.
| Nothing issued | Held pending specification |
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Corporate Records
Documents produced by a company that buys used toilet paper. Printed properly, bound properly, and straight-faced from cover to cover.
| Restroom Compliance Placard | 10 x 8 in, unframed |
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Household
The bathroom is our entire market. Eventually we would like to sell you everything in it, starting with the parts that are not funny.
| The Hand Towel | 28 x 16 in |
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