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WE BUY USED TOILET PAPER OFFICE OF TUBE RECLAMATION CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT THIS CERTIFIES THAT NAME OF RECORD OF CITY, STATE HAS SENT US NO CARDBOARD TUBE, INTENDS TO SEND NONE, AND IS RECORDED HERE IN PERPETUITY REGARDLESS. NOTHING RECEIVED AS EXPECTED REGISTRAR SPECIMEN NO. 100124 NOT LEGALLY BINDING. NOT A SECURITY.

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